Mike Devitt
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute) from "The Office"
Not like anybody would mistake them for twins, mind you. But it takes a rare gift to pull off the American Badass-in-glasses look as well as these two, which makes me think a least a cousinly link could exist.
Aly Baumgartner
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute) from "The Office"
Not like anybody would mistake them for twins, mind you. But it takes a rare gift to pull off the American Badass-in-glasses look as well as these two, which makes me think a least a cousinly link could exist.
Aly Baumgartner
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Natalie Zea, "Dirty Sexy Money"
Although Ms. Zea is apparently a natural blonde, which puts a bit of a dent on what is otherwise about a 9.7 on the similarity Richter scale.
Joe McKenna
Celebrity Doppelgänger
New York Yankees catcher Jorge Posada
It's a little scary, to tell you the truth. If you're interested to see what Surls will look like at the age of 36, watch a Yankee game this season.
Lauren Bugos
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Chronicles of Narnia actress Anna Popplewell
Conversely, if Ms. Popplewell wants to know what she'll look like after graduating college, Lauren can be reached in Dallas, TX.
Angelo Suozzi
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Irish actor Daniel Day-Lewis (There Will Be Blood, Gangs of New York)
The real test is, "Can Angelo morph his appearance so completely as DDL does for his one movie every six years?"
Sean Calloway
Celebrity Doppelgänger
New York Giants QB Eli Manning
Different hair styles (Sean has some natural curls, Eli must use a straight-iron) throw people off, but you can't disguise a mutual ability to be in your 20s and still look about six years from puberty.
Paul Jacobs
Celebrity Doppelgänger
World famous psychiatry expert Tom Cruise
Also: Cruise's height, 5'7". Could these two be separated at birth?
Luke Maher
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko
Luke would need to spike his hair to complete the duplication. Also considered renown Soviet pugilist Ivan Drago, but since Kirilenko is a Drago clone only one could be picked.
Pat Girouard
Celebrity Doppelgänger
European travel expert/PBS personality Rick Steves
No explanation necessary.
Meghan Charlebois
Celebrity Doppelgänger
TV star Angie Harmon (Law & Order, Women's Murder Club)
Ms. Harmon is also married to a football player (Jason Sehorn, aka The Last White Cornerback), so Meg could exploit the resemblance as a way to get close to Tom Brady.
Katie Jackson
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Actress Bridget Moynahan
Not to be outdone, Katie could probably pull off the act of not just getting close to Tom Brady, but convincing him that she carried his child. Probably need to straighten the hair, though; Tom picks up all the little details (unless it's the New York Giants pass rush).
Emmanuel Zervoudakis
Celebrity Doppelgänger
TV & Film actor Hank Azaria
But can he replace Hank as the voice of Apu, Chief Wiggum, Moe, Comic Book Guy, Professor Frink, Superintendent Chalmers, and Duffman on The Simpsons?
Lisa Fetta
Celebrity Doppelgänger
"Friends" star and ex-Mrs. Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston
Reportedly the citizens of Chicago (especially Vince Vaughn) got the two of them confused dozens of times during the filming of The Break-Up.
Kevin Braun
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Oscar-winning writer/director Paul Haggis
Once Kev goes bald and makes a movie commemorating how much Los Angeles sucks, that is.
Thomas McCall
Celebrity Doppelgänger
MSNBC pundit Tucker Carlson
Also eerily similar in political philosophy and sartorial style (now that Tucker has ditched the bow-ties).
Sebastian Lara
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Pioneering country/gospel singer Tennessee Ernie Ford
If you thought they broke the mold with Sebastian Lara...remember they thought they broke the mold with ol' Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Brian Fallon
Celebrity Doppelgänger
Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre
If that last throw in the NFC Championship game was truly your last......."WHAT THE
F&*K WERE YOU DOING?!?!?"
So there you have it, folks. In terms of an overall winner, I think you all know where my vote goes. Drop your own in the comments section. And Brian, if you're reading this, just know that you have to come back for one more year. Retiring after throwing a game-sealing pick in overtime when you're one drive from the Super Bowl would be the equivalent of Chuck Norris ripping his own heart out. Terrible way for it to end, not to mention possibly against the laws of physics.
4 comments:
Just think of the battery the Metropolitans would have had every time Santana took the hill this year if they had picked up Posada in the offseason. Effective, explosive, erotic.
Surprised Suozzi has yet to comment on his comparison to an Irish citizen.
I'm 1/4 Irish. But 100% as rougishly handsome as Daniel-Day. There you have it.
rougishly? is that what they teach you in law school?!?
At first my reaction was similar to Kev's, but upon reflection, that probably IS what they teach in law school - the art of skillfully re-shafting the language to say whatever you want it to say. How else could Bubba Clinton have convincingly argued about what the definition of 'is' is?
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