MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Time changes and all considered, it seems to me Christmas is officially over. I hope it treated everyone very well! I'm sure you're all quite pleased and all with a day off at least, but in case you still feel like your Christmas experience was still missing a certain something, Im including the recipe to my first Japanese Christmas below:
1-Preheat climate to a mild 50 degrees and sunny all day.
2-In the upstairs room of a Thai Restaurant (owned by a Chinese man) mix 5 Japanese people, 1 American, and 1 50 year old Brazilian man (also should include a dash of his 22 yr old Japanese girlfriend)
3-Add Kentucky Fried Chicken (legit KFC, no substitutes), Thai beer and alcoholic green tea to taste.
4-Let simmer in Japanese conversation for 4 hours while adding bingo, cake slices the size of George's head, sparklers, confetti poppers (no less than 50), and drinking games.
5-Garnish with prizes (a t-shirt with cartoon crocodiles doing 69 works well), sprinkle with Jose Cuervo, let cool, and serve!
Voila! There you have a standard Japanese Christmas experience. It's savorous and goes well with either a side of "WTF?" or "Where the hell am I?". Until next time, all my best of Japan and Merry Christmas!
Time changes and all considered, it seems to me Christmas is officially over. I hope it treated everyone very well! I'm sure you're all quite pleased and all with a day off at least, but in case you still feel like your Christmas experience was still missing a certain something, Im including the recipe to my first Japanese Christmas below:
1-Preheat climate to a mild 50 degrees and sunny all day.
2-In the upstairs room of a Thai Restaurant (owned by a Chinese man) mix 5 Japanese people, 1 American, and 1 50 year old Brazilian man (also should include a dash of his 22 yr old Japanese girlfriend)
3-Add Kentucky Fried Chicken (legit KFC, no substitutes), Thai beer and alcoholic green tea to taste.
4-Let simmer in Japanese conversation for 4 hours while adding bingo, cake slices the size of George's head, sparklers, confetti poppers (no less than 50), and drinking games.
5-Garnish with prizes (a t-shirt with cartoon crocodiles doing 69 works well), sprinkle with Jose Cuervo, let cool, and serve!
Voila! There you have a standard Japanese Christmas experience. It's savorous and goes well with either a side of "WTF?" or "Where the hell am I?". Until next time, all my best of Japan and Merry Christmas!
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