Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Around the globe and off the wall


MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Time changes and all considered, it seems to me Christmas is officially over. I hope it treated everyone very well! I'm sure you're all quite pleased and all with a day off at least, but in case you still feel like your Christmas experience was still missing a certain something, Im including the recipe to my first Japanese Christmas below:

1-Preheat climate to a mild 50 degrees and sunny all day.
2-In the upstairs room of a Thai Restaurant (owned by a Chinese man) mix 5 Japanese people, 1 American, and 1 50 year old Brazilian man (also should include a dash of his 22 yr old Japanese girlfriend)
3-Add Kentucky Fried Chicken (legit KFC, no substitutes), Thai beer and alcoholic green tea to taste.
4-Let simmer in Japanese conversation for 4 hours while adding bingo, cake slices the size of George's head, sparklers, confetti poppers (no less than 50), and drinking games.
5-Garnish with prizes (a t-shirt with cartoon crocodiles doing 69 works well), sprinkle with Jose Cuervo, let cool, and serve!
Voila! There you have a standard Japanese Christmas experience. It's savorous and goes well with either a side of "WTF?" or "Where the hell am I?". Until next time, all my best of Japan and Merry Christmas!

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